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Among other things.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:29 |
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Good God man, what happened?
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:31 |
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I spent a good 11 hours pushing shopping carts back into the various lobbies by myself because the others called in sick and those that were there just did jack shit.
That was all followed by metaphorical tears and swearing in the elevator.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:33 |
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That sucks, sorry dude.
Good on you for sticking it out though.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:33 |
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Jesus! Should I dial 9-1 and wait for the last 1?
Or is it time to get the “thing”?
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:34 |
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I think I’ve invented flesh welding.
Get the jaws of life.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:35 |
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That sucks dude. Have a sloth hug.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:36 |
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Ouchiehahaha!
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:39 |
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I’d rather be attacked by puppies.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:48 |
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Compression shorts and baby powder, man.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 03:50 |
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First thing tomorrow I’m taking the Vaseline to my man parts.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 05:43 |
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That’s usually how I start my evenings.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 05:43 |
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Ask any parent and they will tell you. Desitin or Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. Both are meant to deal with diaper rash. If you can’t find these brands, look for any diaper cream with zinc oxide.
![]() 06/05/2016 at 08:39 |
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I know that feeling, it sucks. I have a job where I can get pulled away from my desk out to doing manual labor on the ranch at a moments notice. I wear Jockey midway briefs. Expensive, but they solved the chafing.